1. what i say: i'm bored
  2. what i mean: none of my usual hobbies are stimulating enough for me anymore because i am dead inside and i am desperately craving human interaction in a vain attempt to keep myself from slipping into the abyss of insanity
Jan 12th 723847 

spidergvven:

can we stop pretending tina fey and amy poehler are the pinnacle of feminism now that they’ve made rape jokes on national television or what

Jan 12th 21632 
  1. First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
  2. Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
Jan 12th 226764 
me af
Jan 12th 10807 

sambuckys:

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THE SCENE WHERE ANNALISE TAKES OFF HER MAKEUP AND CONFRONTS HER HUSBAND ABOUT HIS DICK ISNT AWARD WORTHY GOODBYE

Jan 12th 4551 

sassylucina:

do not read your child’s journal. i don’t care what the circumstances are, do NOT read your child’s journal. it will only teach your child that they have no safe place to express themself.

Jan 12th 263537 

Things we should bring back in 2015

mchotney:

  • “groovy”
  • “far out”
  • “bitchin”
  • “can you dig it?’
  • "stick it to the man”
  • “righteous" 
  • "catch my drift?”
Jan 12th 263049 

little-walllflower:

petition for fifth harmony to have their own reality show

Jan 12th 510 

if joy was a person, it would be thomas sanders

Jan 11th 25 

allmyduns:

i hope fall out boy tours with drake tbh

Jan 11th 257